SMS

Jaya18- hi Im 21 f looking for true love!!!!!!!!! To start chatting, reply S jaya 18 msg to block the user SMS BLOCK jaya18

Sonali- love the heart that hurts you but never hurt the heart that loves you…..

Roja18 – hi gm I wanna chat with u

Jasmine – hi handsome had a coffee………………….

Ashi82 – hi ! how r u . this is ashita a 25 yrs married girl. My husband gone out of state . I am alone at my home feeling bore. Would u like 2 b my frnd. Will u plz give me ur ph. No….waiting for ur reply….

Jasmine- I wanna chat with u…….

pallavi_28 – hi wanna chat with me???????????????

Well these are not SMS from my Lover or girlfriends!!! They are messages from a very reputed mobile service provider.

Sometimes when I get these messages I really feel like knowing the faces behind them. Not because I am interested in having a friendship with one but to understand their mental state. I don’t understand how people can write to a complete stranger and ask for their numbers in the very first message. Or for that matter say that they love the other person without even knowing whether they are a man or woman!!!! or if they are old enough to be their grandfather!

(I strongly believe that this is machine generated!!!! I have reasons for that – there are some messages that say “ hi handsum if you love me send me 15 messages that you love me and I will give you my telephone number and address” and why wud someone on the first place need 15 messages to know that the stranger on the other side will write that unless he is a ……..)

And then there are the high end messages - “hi dear kya kar rahe ho??” “mera pati nahin hain….state ke bahar gaye hain…..mein bedroom mein akele houn… kya much se sexy bath karenge?”

My reply to this mess will be-

Arre bhai yeha to apne patni ke sath sexy bath karne ka time nahin hain to phir aap see kaise kare???